My
head shifted on the pillow and I turned to sleep on my right side. A minute
later I switched to my left side. My hands pulled the bedspread over my head.
Then my legs pushed it off to my feet. My body now alternated from too warm to
too cold!
Suddenly,
a big, red face with pursed lips appeared. I swallowed hard.
“Coronavirus
is a hoax, fake news, folks. It is Chinese.” the pursed lips announced.
I
relaxed. Turned to lie on my back.
“Who
said the Coronavirus is a fraud, guys?” The pursed lips said. “Few cases in our
country, that’s all. May be fifteen. We are taking every measure to protect our
citizens.”
I
shivered—pulled the bedspread up to my shoulder. Still cold, I pulled it over
my face.
“Don’t
pay your taxes on April 15, much later, three months later,” the pursed lips
announced!
My
body switched from cold, to warm, to cold, to warm.
Then
the pursed lips started to produce a series of statements that seemed to adapt
to some sort of audience reactions. “It is okay, guys--we will give incentive
checks-- to stimulate the economy—to those who need them—in accordance to their
income---.”
In
a daze, I jumped out of my bed, dragging part of the bedspread with me to the
floor. “A check! A check!” I mumbled. “I’ll cash it and pay my taxes.”